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Old 08-27-2011, 06:16 AM
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I have never bred snakes, but I have bred my wife twice. It only took 12 years, but I consider myself an expert now...

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I have never bred snakes, but I have bred my wife twice. It only took 12 years, but I consider myself an expert now...

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I take it that you used the Raul The Cabana Boy line? Not really a big deal. It been done lots of times. You should have gone with UPS Guy stock. A much bolder species.

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Darn Jbear
12 years and only 2 clutches? You should make sure you're dusting her flies with some Repashy. I get better results from my Azureiventris.
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I love how this thread has been hijacked!

Ok so, since everyone has been coming clean about their exotics, I have a 20,000 deep water aquarium where I am breeding Nautilus and Coelecanth. I go through about 30,000 feeder goldfish every week. My wife is not too happy about the water bill either. I had nessy living in there, but she started eating all breeding pairs so I let her go in the Rio Grande. The cartels in el paso are NOT gonna know what hit them the next time they try to ferry drugs over the river. I have friends in the border patrol and they promised to look after her and delete all her images off the camera's.

I also have a pair of bigfoot living in my spare bedroom. Those guys from the Animal Planet show Finding Bigfoot have been snooping around so I had to shave them. The female is pregnant, or just fat, they love mcdonalds and kfc.

I've also got 3 chupacapra. They're really tame as long as you feed them plenty of goats. They sleep in bed with my wife and I and are alot like chihuahua's only freakier looking. I didn't feed them for a week once though, we were on our honeymoon, and they ate the neighbors cats.
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I love how this thread has been hijacked!

Ok so, since everyone has been coming clean about their exotics, I have a 20,000 deep water aquarium where I am breeding Nautilus and Coelecanth. I go through about 30,000 feeder goldfish every week. My wife is not too happy about the water bill either. I had nessy living in there, but she started eating all breeding pairs so I let her go in the Rio Grande. The cartels in el paso are NOT gonna know what hit them the next time they try to ferry drugs over the river. I have friends in the border patrol and they promised to look after her and delete all her images off the camera's.

I also have a pair of bigfoot living in my spare bedroom. Those guys from the Animal Planet show Finding Bigfoot have been snooping around so I had to shave them. The female is pregnant, or just fat, they love mcdonalds and kfc.

I've also got 3 chupacapra. They're really tame as long as you feed them plenty of goats. They sleep in bed with my wife and I and are alot like chihuahua's only freakier looking. I didn't feed them for a week once though, we were on our honeymoon, and they ate the neighbors cats.
Ok, I too have a Bigfoot living in my backyard. Down here in Florida they are known as Skunk Ape. It does'nt cause much trouble, just gets a bit smelly sometimes. In fact here is some film of him.
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I've also got 3 chupacapra. They sleep in bed with my wife
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Hahaha. I didn't get it at first... Wow!! Flew right over my head!!! I've actually witnessed that in person. You should see what it looks like when I have 10 or 20 leaf litter orders going out lol!!
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PPFFTTTTT that nothing! I've been in the elephant [yes elephant] hobby for "Over 9000!!!" years, raised and bred captive bred pygmy saddle-back hippo snakes, have 357 lemurs in my shower, and who needs Bananas when there's cocoa [NOT Coca] tree in the backyard as well as a trained Phillipines Monkey Eagle specialized in hunting deer in the shed?
HA! I INVENTED Elephants! Not only that, I own royalty rights on them and get $0.25 for every successful breeding of every Elephant throughout all time and in perpetuity. My wife also breeds Petite Lap Giraffes.

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Hahaha. I didn't get it at first... Wow!! Flew right over my head!!! I've actually witnessed that in person. You should see what it looks like when I have 10 or 20 leaf litter orders going out lol!!
Home depot sells Leaf Blowers, something to consider?
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HA! I INVENTED Elephants! Not only that, I own royalty rights on them and get $0.25 for every successful breeding of every Elephant throughout all time and in perpetuity. My wife also breeds Petite Lap Giraffes.

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P.S. We don't mess with lemurs, too bouncy.
fine with me! you get $0.25/elephant, and i get the other $14,999.75 [or whatever they go for nowadays]...infact, i'll be generous and give you a whole Dollar per elephant!!! It'll be in Loonies though, so it's only valid in Canada...
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I also got 3 chupacapra. They sleep in bed with my wife....(
This is totally irresponsible. Everyone knows that with a 3.1 group, the males get stressed out and pee on your shoes. Surely, you knew this!

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LOL at the creative Quotes. I hate you all, so much.
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Old 08-27-2011, 07:43 PM
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fine with me! you get $0.25/elephant, and i get the other $14,999.75 [or whatever they go for nowadays]...infact, i'll be generous and give you a whole Dollar per elephant!!! It'll be in Loonies though, so it's only valid in Canada...
Well, seeing as how I get $0.25 per successful breeding in perpetuity and for ALL time, and there have been about 106,000,000,000 elephants born in the last 40 million years (I hold the rights on all species that have been, are, or ever will be), I've made about $26,500,000,000 (US). I'm not greedy, it's enough to keep us in frog money

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P.S. We don't trade in foreign currency for the same reason we don't do lemurs, too bouncy.
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You guys got nothin on me... I breed rhinos in 15 gallons... You wanna know how to lower agression? Lots of leaf litter!!!
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You guys got nothin on me... I breed rhinos in 15 gallons... You wanna know how to lower agression? Lots of leaf litter!!!
Do you think springs/isos can deal with the mess?
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HA! I INVENTED Elephants! Not only that, I own royalty rights on them and get $0.25 for every successful breeding of every Elephant throughout all time and in perpetuity. My wife also breeds Petite Lap Giraffes.

Steve

P.S. We don't mess with lemurs, too bouncy.
Put me on your waiting list for a female Petite Lap Giraffe. I was going to import one from Russia, but I am number 1,233,435 on their waiting list.

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No... I have to remove the poo with a pooper scooper but they do help a little. I might plan on doing a mixed tank with some tigers in there too soon....
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No... I have to remove the poo with a pooper scooper but they do help a little. I might plan on doing a mixed tank with some tigers in there too soon....
I've kept rhinos with Gila monsters, seems ok so far!
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Ok ill keep you posted on it!
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Put me on your waiting list for a female Petite Lap Giraffe. I was going to import one from Russia, but I am number 1,233,435 on their waiting list.

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Will do! I'll have to see where the wife is in her schedule and get with you as to a birthing date. Don't believe the Sokoblovskys and their claims of being the best and only breeders out there. I've heard some rumors about their operation; they grew too quickly and are severely under-capitalized. Try calling the 800 number on their website, it's not even functional anymore.

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anyone else notice that he misspelled hearsay? im just rooting for all those venomous snakes of his.
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anyone else notice that he misspelled hearsay? im just rooting for all those venomous snakes of his.
I did...

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