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Old 06-20-2015, 05:17 AM
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Default The not entirely Plausible (and/or Fictional) Dendro Dave autobiography...

Randomness for shizzles and giggles...




Born in the year of our space overlord 1900 and 77... Fast forward to: 1984, when I was abducted from a trailer park by an alien named Centauri after receiving the high score on a video game called "The Last Starfighter" left there by him as a test, and recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada.

After defeating Xur and destroying the Ko-dan armada, I had a few more adventures and finally retired in anonymity to the pleasure planet Risa with an Orion slave girl I rescued from captivity named Kate Beckinsale, with our two children who we named "Favorite" and "Not the favorite", and we live a quiet life raising dragons for the intergalactic exotic pet trade...

I have not been back to Earth in several years. wink emoticon
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Old 06-21-2015, 04:08 AM
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And now the world knows where Dendro Dave gets all of his crazy ideas:
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Don't forget about Elves and dragons
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Nice boots Dave! lol


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Nice boots Dave! lol


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Thanks, they are genuine naugahyde (From the dreaded Naugahyde beast of Tau alpha seti).

Ya killed it my self with a butter knife... The locals make fun of sissies who use blasters




Here is a map, and I suggest hunting just before the winter rutting season...
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