Lol I refuse to scare away potential girls because I'm some frog guy
Seriously? My apologies if this is too forward, since I only just joined... but frankly, any sane female should want to
marry you after seeing these tanks in person. "Do you like my frogs" should become the prerequisite to any serious relationship.
I am female, so I'd like to think I have a decent perspective on these things.

A girl who doesn't like darts has to be out of her bean.