I'm sure hardly anyone is going to understand this, but I just had to share it with someone. First a little explination. MUSH stands for Multi User Shared Hallucination. It's a type of online text game devoted to roleplaying your character. The code is very adaptable, and there are literally thousands of MUSHes based on different themes. The one I play on happens to be devoted to the Mega Man universes, and tries to merge them all into one setting with varying degrees of success.
You can pick between characters created by Capcom, such as Rock (Mega Man), Axl, Dr. Light, Dr. Wily, Zero, Roll, and others, or make up your own. You write up an application that basically says how you're going to play the character, and if it's a character you've created, what stats and attacks they'll have, their personality and background, and so on. Then you email it to an address where administrators from the game will check it over and get back to you. People who log in before they have a character assigned to them to check the place out and get help use special characters called Guests. Guests cannot roleplay until they get a real character, and Guest numbers are assigned by the game automatically. Guest2 might not be the same person next time you see Guest2 log in, so there's usually a bit of confusion about which people they are. Most of the time it goes fairly smoothly.
Then you get Guests like Guest4 in this log. Or as we like to call him, the NaziGuest from Hell. He's claimed at various times within the same session to be a Spanish conqistador (from the 1500s), a Viking, a black belt in various martial arts (he says his teacher taught him at gunpoint and shot him if he didn't get the lesson), and a Nazi raised after WWII trained for the Fourth Riech. And no, I'm not kidding. This guy has apparently never gotten a character at any of the MUSHes he's applied at, and his reputation preceeds him. He's a psychopath.
The dialog takes place over pages (one to one communication between two characters), or two different channels that announce to every character that is on them, Public> and Guests>. Guest4 can't see what's said on the Public> channel, but regular characters can see what's said on both. People can also have channel specific titles in front of the name, so "Judohobo! Higure Higsby" is just Higure Higsby. The real name preceeds 'says,'. Keep in mind that this is not roleplaying, but people being themselves. Basically in this aspect it's a giant IRC chat like the one here. The admin (Gemma and Libra in this case) have special powers to make sure everyone stays happy and to get rid of problems. One of them is to kick the offending character off the game, called @boot or just boot or booting.
Warning: there is some foul language (mostly by the NaziGuest from Hell himelf), but not much. There's a link to another one of his visits to another MUSH at the top of this one, and it probably has more foul language.
And now, with all this setup, here it is. It's kind of long, but boy is it hilarious.
http://seizui.reakktion.com/NaziGuestisinM3.txt
Funny MUSH log
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