Classic Board Qoutes

[kyle1745]

Post your classic board quotes here. I just thought this would be a good idea as there have been some classic comments over the years:

Originally Posted by bluedart

Dude, if you were offering these in another month I'd be jumping on them like a fat kid on cake.

[bluedart]

Originally Posted by kyle1745

Post your classic board quotes here. I just thought this would be a good idea as there have been some classic comments over the years:

Re: Classic Board Qoutes

Nuff' said.

Oh, and the comment that he posted of mine was in reference to the Iquitos Vents he was offering... >)

[joshsfrogs]

There's more genetic diversity in the hills of kentucky then there is in our frogs

Disclaimer to avoid hate-email: I love people who live in Kentucky and realize that the vast majority of people in Kentucky don't marry a close relative.

[sirfugu]

A cheap shot! Come to the Bullit County Fair and you may be able to argue that disclaimer.

[bgexotics]

I moved to Kentucky from Baltimore and on a Saturday night at Walmart in Kentucky, you can see some scary stuff.

[defaced]

Same goes for some cities in Ohio (Springfield comes to mind).

[defaced]

Patty (slaytonp):

sometimes I think I'm incredibly funny, but the next morning, find out I've merely peed on the rug

^ :lol: :mrgreen:

Patty probably has a couple more that could be included, but thats got to be the best of her work (:wink:wink: Patty)

[wishIwereAnExpert]

I think some of the best quotes happen in chat. I don't really keep track of them, but one that I had today was,

"Wow, that joke is funnier than my face is funny-looking"

And the many Joshian watercooler on head comments must be mentioned as well.

-Solly

[Rain_Frog]

Some hilarious responses to my idiotic questions/comments.

Also, I was thinking of Rainfrog's suggestion about the color making the frogs sexy and putting that with the idea that F1 pumilio don't breed well. Are we just making ugly frogs? I know all too well the impact that being ugly has on one's success in romance. Maybe this lycopene carotenoid powder will be like anuran viagra.

-Brent Brock

Rainfrog, jumping directly to 50% etoh is stressful to the amphibian. Think of how it would feel if you snorted 50% etoh into your nose and onto your mucous membranes

-Ed Kowalski

Doug said:

Where the prolapse was, I can't really see anything anymore, except where her butthole is it looks black, but not like all around, just where the hole is, a tiny spot. I do not see anything hanging out anymore, nor do I know if it dried up?

Marty responds

I'm glad to hear that Trinity's butthole is feeling much better ...hehhe

For some reason that didn't seem to fit quite right to me either.

said Dane.

lol, butthole, that is funny. Probably cloaca is a better term? (I hope I have my anuran anatomy correct)

Ed Parker